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1 week agoI asked this girl what she looked for in a man. She gave me a long ass list, including
- Having his own place
- Needs a car
- Has to support her
- Has to be in school
- Can’t have kids
And a bunch of other shit. By the end of it, I was wondering to myself the…
If you hit the chin hard enough, it will turn out anyone’s lights. No matter their size or strength. The brain floats around inside the skull. If someone hits you in the right spot, it can cause your brain to start bouncing around in your head. It keeps impacting with your skull, overloads the nervous system, and you go to sleep for a while.
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2 weeks ago
imagine if u were really high at 7/11 and you saw a frickin face on the chocolate milk jug, id start whispering to it
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2 weeks ago
reblog every time LOL
lmfaoooooo
ahahhahahaa actually laughing really hard
I haven’t laughed this hard all day(: Pricelesssssss.
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3 weeks ago
